I'm easily frightened.

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canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

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— 3 days ago with 103674 notes

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho, via fake-mermaid)

— 4 days ago with 149119 notes

4t-ounce:

When was the last time you said “blown to smithereens”

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— 4 days ago with 1299 notes

unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

(Source: cantcontrolthegay, via whoredinarygirl)

— 5 days ago with 198550 notes

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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— 6 days ago with 1130794 notes

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

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— 6 days ago with 609268 notes

debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

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— 6 days ago with 417712 notes